Wednesday, 6 August 2008

Lucas the octopus

Lucas is at the age where he says the darnest things... you really don't know whether to laugh or cry... He is quite KL (like mom) so some of the things he said really makes you quite "dui"... Here are some recent examples...

Episode 1
Lucas hold on to biscuit in one hand and a 0.20 cent coin in the other.
HS: Lucas, you have to hold me hand. This is a carpark you know.
Lucas: I hold biscuit in this hand (lifts left hand) and 20 cents in this hand (lifts right hand). You think I octopus ah? I have 2 hands only LEH...
HS: ... ...

Episode 2
At the carpark. HS walking behind Lucas.
Lucas: MOMMMMIEEEEEE, you not holding my hand! This is a carpark you know? If I don't remind you, you must remind yourself! hiaz... (holding on to HS's hand)
HS: ... ...

Episode 3
Lucas with Granny on a sunny day
Granny: Wah.. so hot... Lucas walk in the shade. So hot. Later you fall sick.
Lucas: Noooo, you must walk in the sun. Sun gives you Vitamin D.
Granny: Where got Vitamin? I cannot see...
Lucas: That's why lah.. you didn't walk in the sun, no vitamin, now cannot see also...
Granny: ... ...

Episode 4
Lucas using metal spoon over the open flame of the stove.
HS: LUCAS! Cannot play with fire! Do dangerous. Do you want to burn the house down???
Lucas: Won't, mommy. It is metal. Won't burn... you see your pot also metal.
HS: ... ... yes, but metal is a god conductor.. it will get hot and burn your hands!
Lucas: Nooooo mommy.., won't. When it gets hot, I'll drop the spoon (demonstrate by dropping the spoon). See, won't burn!
HS: ... ...

Usually, the arguments or rather conversation last longer than these but I'm often left flabbergasted.

3 comments:

Ah Kin said...

OMG! Epi 3 is darn funny :D He is soooo smart!

Btw, how are u getting on? Heard Eunice say you're very busy with 3 events now. Yeap, Ms Sui is here with me in Zurich hehe ;> She seems to enjoy herself and she is able to sleep and keeps saying she's sleepy :) which is a good sign :>

icer_goh said...

Agree that Lucas is so cute. Didn't know he can speak with such "depth" now which means it has been a long time since I last met him. :P

FlatFlatCat said...

You guys are too kind... He is a KL kid... he has a good sense of humour but a huge ego... which means he can laugh at you, but not vice versa.