Tuesday, 13 May 2008

Jokes from my Pr. 2 nephew

I have 2 nephews. I just realised over the weekend that they were 8 (Pr. 2) and 10 (Pr. 4). I wondered where did the years go... I had all the while thought they were in Pr. 1 and 2! Anyway, my nephews are really nice kids. Being boys, they are naturally boisterous and rowdy. On a weekend, they plus my boy can really burst the decibel limit your ears can take.

But I love my nephews. They are really funny and I like the jokes they occasionally tell me... I must admit at times, these jokes are pretty lame but I enjoy them anyway. They remind me of some of the dumb jokes that I crack which no one else seems to appreciate, especially at my current workplace. In my ex-department, my ex-colleagues will at least obliged with some incredulous smile as I laughed myself silly.

Here's the joke which my nephew told me which had me grinning every time I recalled it.

Part 1
Cha Siew Bao and Man Tou went to a movie together. Cha Siew Bao emerged from the movie crying... WHY?
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(you shouldn't bother thinking with rhetorical quetions)
>>> BECAUSE Cha Siew Bao had fillings (feelings)... ... ... DUH!!!

Part 2
The next day, Cha Siew Bao and Dou Sha Bao went to the movies. Cha Siew Bao emerged crying and Dou Sha Bao came out laughing... WHY?
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>>> BECAUSE they had different fillings (feelings)... ... ... muaaa ha ha ha!!!

5 comments:

Ah Kin said...

Mua hahahaha...i like these jokes sia thou silly but funny ;D

FlatFlatCat said...

yup... I miss having people that share my sense of humour. :) According to my colleagues, these type of jokes are super 'qian bian'.

Ah Kin said...

ya i kinda miss these jokes too now dat I'm deprived of it. Yesterday I dreamt of asking you why you name yourself 'Flat Flat Cat' and your answer was 'Because after you've given birth to Lucas, your tummy is flat flat'...hehe ;p

But seriously why ah? For a moment when I first saw the name, I thought it was June's blog cos she has 2 cats.

FlatFlatCat said...

Very simple... I am flat and I like cats... ;)

ke ke ke... and I also think my personality is quite like a cat.

Ah Kin said...

Excusie-nor, if u are flat, den i'm non-existent liao ah.. ;p